A Child's Guide to Parents

A Child's Guide to Parents a song by Ogden Nash on Music Co IM

The Dog/The Kitten/The Pig/The Cow/The Calf by Ogden Nash ,
The Poultries:The Turkey/The Duck/The Gander/The Canary/The Carcajou and the Kincajou/The Sea-Gull by Ogden Nash ,
The Fly/The Termite/The Firefly/The Caterpillar/The Centipede by Ogden Nash ,
The Rabbits/The Shrew/The Squirrel/The Lamb by Ogden Nash ,
The Guppy/The Jellyfish/The Eel/The Axolotl/The Octopus by Ogden Nash ,
The Turtle/The Skink/The Shrimp by Ogden Nash ,
The Camel/The Rhinoceros/The Panther/The Hippopotamus by Ogden Nash ,
An Introduction to Dogs by Ogden Nash ,
Please Pass the Biscuit by Ogden Nash ,
The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus by Ogden Nash ,
The Absentees: Celery/The Cantaloupe by Ogden Nash ,
After the Christening by Ogden Nash ,
The Germ/Experiment Degustatory by Ogden Nash ,
The Purist by Ogden Nash ,
My Child Is Phlegmatic by Ogden Nash ,
Pediatric Reflection:Reflection on Babies/Grandpa Is Ashamed by Ogden Nash ,
Taboo to Boot by Ogden Nash ,
Children's Party by Ogden Nash ,
A Child's Guide to Parents by Ogden Nash ,
I Will Arise and Go Now by Ogden Nash ,
Don't Be Cross Amanda by Ogden Nash ,
The Buses Headed for Scranton by Ogden Nash ,
The Strange Case of Mr Donnybrook's Boredom by Ogden Nash ,
The Hunter by Ogden Nash ,